pls can somebody take my nightmares away and replace them with Zs.
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
confusing myself like:
"You just might not understand it yet. But it’s cool. Family is super cool. Going home to one girl every night is super cool. Just going home and getting on the floor and playing with your child is super cool. Not wearing a red leather jacket, and just looking like a dad and shit, is like super cool. Having someone that I can call Mom again. That shit is super cool."
tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again