pls can somebody take my nightmares away and replace them with Zs.
i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??”
IT WOULD BE CUTE OK….